Mutli-Fandom Blog: Hannibal, BBC Sherlock, BBC Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Teen Wolf mostly.
I'm also here if anyone want to talk about anything, not matter what it is. :)
You: Dean? Are you awake?
Stranger: Huh? Yeah.
You: *pokes dean*
You: Oh hey Dean.
You: Uhm, Sam said something about "protection" earlier? Why was he saying we need protection? I can protect you just fine.
Stranger: What? I don't... Sam's an idiot, don't listen to Sam.
You: But Dean, Sam said we needed oils? What are we cooking that requires this small bottle of oil? I'm confused.
You: "lubricating oils"? Wait, are we trying to fix one of your human vehicles?
You: I'm not used to your human customs.
Stranger: Uh, maybe don't talk to Sam before I get the chance to beat the crap out of him. He's trying to be funny, and it's... not funny.
You: *grabs your cock* But Dean, he told me that humans have a custom where every Monday morning they give what he described to me a "blowjob" to their closest friend. You are my closest friend, so here you go.
Stranger: Jesus. Cas. What the hell?
Stranger: Just stop for a second. Okay? Just... sit down.
You: *gags slightly* Wow he didn't say it would get hard so quickly.
Stranger: Get off me. You don't know what the hell you're doing.
You: Dean! I rebelled for you! My father would be furious of this!
Stranger: See, you don't understand what something like this means. It's not...
Stranger: it's not something just any friend does for each other.
You: But Sam told me...
Stranger: It's for people who... care about each other.
You: I care about you Dean.
You: You saved me.
You: Now sit back.
Stranger: I... care about you too, Cas. But I sure as hell don't want to do this with you if you don't know what you're getting into.
Stranger: Cas. This means something. It's not just... I mean, you can't just...
You: Oh Dean, I can see through your clothes. I've known for a /while/ what I was getting myself into.
You: Just accept it Dean. You can reciprocate afterwards.
Stranger: This isn't something you can just tell anyone about, okay?
You: Well I've already told Sam I was doing it, he didn't seem to surprised. Actually, he was surprised that I hadn't already, that's why he told me of the Monday ritual. But I wont tell another living, or otherwise, soul.
Stranger: Oh. Uh... okay then. I guess, uh. Okay.
One man, two voices from two totally different sides of the spectrum…
This is the reason why Benedict Cumberbatch will get many many more Golden Globe and Oscar nominations in the future.
OH HOW I LOVE THESE
Oh my Godddddddddddddddd